The Mighty Bull.
A man takes his true love of several years to the State Fair. One of the exhibits features an impressive collection of breeding bulls.
The loving couple walk up to the first pen, and there is a sign that says, "This Bull Mated 50 Times Last Year." The woman pokes her man in ribs and says, "He mated 50 times last year."
They walked a little further to another pen. The sign says, "This Bull Mated 120 Times Last Year." The woman elbows her man in the ribs and says, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."
The couple walk to the next pen. The bull is stout and fierce. The sign over his stall reads, "This Bull Mated 365 Times Last Year!" The woman's voice is really excited when she says, "That's once a day. You could really learn something from this one."
The man looks at her and says, "Go up and ask him if it was with the same cow."
After nine surgeries and six years of therapy, the man is now able to talk. That's how I learned his sad story. It is hoped that someday he will walk again.