A Dog, the Buddhist, 2 Weevils.

A DOG:
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

THE BUDDHIST:
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

2 WEEVILS:
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.