A Dog, the Buddhist, 2 Weevils.
A DOG:
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up
to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
THE BUDDHIST:
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root
canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
2 WEEVILS:
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and
became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and
never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the
lesser of two weevils.
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